I do the restaurant thing to husby ALL THE TIME. He looks at me like he’s going to kill me. He looks me straight in the OPTIC CHIASM AND SAYS ‘BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCH’
"Pangloss sometimes said to Candide, 'All events are interconnected in this best of all possible worlds, for if you hadn't been driven from a beautiful castle with hard kicks in the behind because of your love for Lady Cunegonde, if you hadn't been seized by the Inquisition, if you hadn't wandered over America on foot, if you hadn't thrust your sword through the baron, and if you hadn't lost all your sheep from the land of Eldorado, you wouldn't be here eating candied citrons and pistachio nuts.'
'Well said,' replied Candide, 'but we must cultivate our garden.'"
Alex, 25. Seattle, WA.
Likes: knitting, writing, reading, cats, geeky tumblr fandoms, feminism.
Dislikes: sexism and writing these kind of blurbs.
I give advice freely with little tact and I put my foot in my mouth often. I like things that make me laugh. I'm too old for this website--I remember Napster. I treat tumblr like a magpie treats a shiny ribbon. Ask me anything and I'll try to give good advice.
'Well said,' replied Candide, 'but we must cultivate our garden.'"
Alex, 25. Seattle, WA.
Likes: knitting, writing, reading, cats, geeky tumblr fandoms, feminism.
Dislikes: sexism and writing these kind of blurbs.
I give advice freely with little tact and I put my foot in my mouth often. I like things that make me laugh. I'm too old for this website--I remember Napster. I treat tumblr like a magpie treats a shiny ribbon. Ask me anything and I'll try to give good advice.
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